What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
