I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
What activity do nuns and whores have in common? Ans.: Genuflection
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
what do you call an artist with a brown finger?
picasshole
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I don’t want to
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀
UU looks like boobies hehe
I'd tell you a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy
Is it just me or can I see the Roman Empire.... From how far back your hairline goes
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
