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Roses are red violets are blue when I saw you I thought you can mix too
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
Why did the orphan cross the road Not to see his parents
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Why do cannibals love sex, they can make there on food
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Why can't orphans go on school field trips. parent signature________________
