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I POST NEMES AND JOKES! YOU MAINLY SEE ME ON COMMUNITY! I LEFT BUT CAME BACK WITH THE MILK 11 MONTHS AFTER!!!! more about me: 『「Slightly autistic」』〔Im 14-15 years old〕 HE\HIM HI 【I love saying the most random things】《I have no shame, really》 Yes, I am actually from the UK.

Registered on 3/7/2023 · 17 followers · Last active 2 days ago

A night scene with a foggy street, houses, and cars with the text: "yall gotta stop vaping man i cant see shit out here".

A photo of trash bins overflowing with waste, with more trash scattered on the ground and a black piece of cloth hung on the wall.

The image shows Batman and Spider-Man standing in the rain. The text reads: "How It Feels When I Text Bro At 2am And He Replies."

What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Thiccboy says, "I'm very sad." MoonPie replies, "Would you like an interesting fact to cheer you up?" Thiccboy says, "Yes." MoonPie says, "Me too do you know any?"

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Spongebob looking scared with the caption "Me when my parents are sleeping." The bottom panel shows three black silhouette figures dancing on a colorful, lighted dance floor. The text above them says, "they're groovin'" and the caption to the right of the image reads "My parents when I'm sleeping."

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

A phone screen displaying a message in white text on a blurry background: "Frankly autocorrect, I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt."

A person with a very prominent nose is featured in a video. A comment below says, "Bro could smoke a cigar in the rain."

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

The "what the flip is this" mobile!

An image of a silver, vintage car with an unusual, rounded design. The car is parked on grass and has a license plate that reads '950-4277'.

A green, small, round car sits on a paved surface with plants and a building in the background. Text above the car reads, "there's no time to explain. get in the pea."

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.