Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
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OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
