Worst Jokes Ever

A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Hi, Dad.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.