What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's better than poo?
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
