Worst Jokes Ever
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Kollaps
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
There are more than two genders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."