Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Jak
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
The IRS came to this man's house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money that's been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man thought, "Maybe I need to get a lawyer." So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down, and the agent said, "There has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account, and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it." The man says, "Yes, I do. I'm a gambler." The agent says, "You gamble with that much money?" The man says, "Yes, I'll give you an example. Alright, I bet you $5,000 that I can bite my left eye." Agent says, "Alright, deal." The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agent says, "That's not fair." The man says, "I'll let you get your money back, or even more. I bet you $7,500 I can bite my right eye." The agent, thinking, "I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick," so the agent says, "Deal." The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says, "That's not fair." The man replies, "Alright, I have another one. You're down $12,500. I'll bet you $15,000, if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room, I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere." The agent says, "That's impossible, you've got a deal." The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk, and the agent says, "I got you!" He's laughing and happy that he finally beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face, and the agent asked, "What's wrong with you?" and the lawyer replies, "The man bet me $100,000 he could piss on your desk, and you'd just love it."
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.