Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Worst Jokes Ever
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
No, you!
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Trump's mom.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
