What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Worst Jokes Ever
Justin Bieber
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
My acquaintance, William.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
