Yourself.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
You're a bish, and you are too!
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
My mental health.
Fuck off!
York High School is the best school ever!
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
