Worst Jokes Ever
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
You. You're the joke.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
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What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben