Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Eat my butt.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Nickelback.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
