Worst Jokes Ever
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
Cleveland Browns
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
All you need is a razor blade in life.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.