Worst Jokes Ever
Whet
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)