What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Worst Jokes Ever
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
Puns, that's how I roll.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Society
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
Hi boyyyy!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
