What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Worst Jokes Ever
Touch Down.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You wanna hear a joke? You.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
