Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
My dishwasher is broke.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
