Worst Jokes Ever
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Sajan's Hairline
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I trained a wolf to meditate, so now she's aware-wolf.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.