Worst Jokes Ever
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.