Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.