Worst Jokes Ever

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?

A corn stalk!

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Hi, Dad.

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.