Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
You're not my dad.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.