Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"