Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?

"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

"Do you need help packing your shit?"

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