Worst Jokes Ever
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
My mum.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Haha
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!