Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.