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Worst Jokes Ever
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Hello there, have a good day!
This website hahahahahahaha!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.