Worst Jokes Ever
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Mayonnaise marry me?
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Black dog is gay.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Fuck u!
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"