Worst Jokes Ever
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
What do you call a person?
A person.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Cheesiest jokes.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!