Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Kids?
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.