Worst Jokes Ever
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Your mother.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!