Worst Jokes Ever
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What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
My sex life.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?