What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Worst Jokes Ever
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.