Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Ethan
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!