Worst Jokes Ever
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Hillary Clinton
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture frame.