Worst Jokes Ever
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My dick is longer than your life.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
This isn't a joke.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Why am I idiot?
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Kevin Woody (look him up)