Worst Jokes Ever
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Pacman
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.