Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Oliver Savage's life.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Lee Bryan
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
louie
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!