Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
9/11.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Sajan's Hairline
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.