Worst Jokes Ever
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
modern feminism.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Louie being born.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.