Worst Jokes Ever
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Davin is a pedo.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your Dad.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Jakob's life.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.