Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
But why?
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Gay shit.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
PhashaunAnimationz
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.