Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.