Worst Jokes Ever
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Louie's parents tried this.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
There are more than 2 genders.
Louie's IQ.
Louie Fennell.
Oliver Savagê.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"