Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Fuck you!
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.