Worst Jokes Ever
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I'm gay, lol.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Condoms are for pussies.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.