Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

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  • I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"

    Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

    What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

    You can shut the book up.

    What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

    There's twenty of them.

    Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

    Answer: Beethoven's last movement.