What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
This page.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.