Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.