Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Your face is a joke.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
Poopy loopy.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.