Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."