Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
F*ck my ass.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Your mom gay.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
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A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.