I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Joke: Me.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.