Worst Jokes Ever
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Applesauce.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
The earth is flat.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.