Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Worst Jokes Ever
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Joke: Me.
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?