Worst Jokes Ever
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Angus' love life.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
You're gay.
Your family.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!