Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
My dad.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Ur mom gei.