A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
My dick is longer than your life.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
This isn't a joke.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Why am I idiot?
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...