Worst Jokes Ever
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
William
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."