Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Atom
Electron
My friend's life.
I put the D in Children.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.