Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?

Ripping it off with a kick!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Oliver Savage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.

Jake Paul

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

America.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.