Worst Jokes Ever
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
No, you!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Me.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.