Worst Jokes Ever
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
"Tayam, I am."
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...