One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Worst Jokes Ever
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.