Worst Jokes Ever

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

It's a RUF life in Africa.

Oliver Savage's life.

I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.

I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

I told a chemistry joke once.

There was no reaction.

Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!

Lee Bryan

You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."

If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

louie

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!