How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Davin is a pedo.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your Dad.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
Jakob's life.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?