Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Ed is dumb.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I'm gay, lol.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
What? Gay
PURDGAY
Condoms are for pussies.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.