Worst Jokes Ever

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

How do cows laugh?

Moo-haha.

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

Louie's parents tried this.

I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018

There are more than 2 genders.

Louie's IQ.

Louie Fennell.

Oliver Savagê.

Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

Mother: He died.

Daughter: How did he die?

Mother: He never got recharged.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...

Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

But why?

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)