All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
My son.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Your mom's asshole.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.