Worst Jokes Ever
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Conor's life.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...