Worst Jokes Ever
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."