Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoinđ
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Was he under insurance claim?
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldnât tell.