Worst Jokes Ever
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Caley's life.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
You know bins????
They're trash!
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.