Worst Jokes Ever
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Abortion is not a joke.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.