How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
1 + 1 = window.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Here's a joke... you.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"