Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Applesauce.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
The earth is flat.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.