What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
All you need is a razor blade in life.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!