Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
The person who is reading this.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Puzzle
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Gvido gubis.