Worst Jokes Ever
Lol, mum's gay.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Whet
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂